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The Jigsaw Puzzle

One day Fruge went to Boudreaux's house and Boudreaux was working on a jigsaw puzzle.

A year later, Pierre again visits Boudreaux and Boudreaux is still working on the puzzle.

Another year after that, Fruge went to Boudreaux's to go fishing with him.

Boudreaux comes out of the house and says "Mais Fruge, I'm so proud of myself, I finally finished dat puzzle and it only took me two years!"

Pierre says "Mais, Boudreaux, I don't tink dat it should take you dat long!"

Boudreaux says "Mais, Fruge, I tink I did perty good when it says rite dere on the box -- 'Jigsaw Puzzle - 500 pieces - 6 to 12 years'!"

Boudreaux Dies

Marie works the phones for the Mamou newspaper.

One day Charmaine Boudreaux calls the paper and asks to put in an obituary.

Marie says "Well what would you like it to say?"

Charmaine says "Boudreau Died and De Funeral's Sunday"

Marie says "I am sorry to her dat...Is that all you want it to say?"

Charmaine thinks for a second, then says "Okay add, Bass Boat For Sale"

What's In The Sack?

Boudreaux spotted Thibodeaux walking down the levee the other day, carrying a sack over his shoulder. Well, of course, curiosity got the best of Boudreaux, and he asked Thibodeaux, "Hey, Mon Homme, what you got in dat sack ?"

Thibodeaux said, "Mais, I got me some chickens in dat sack."

Boudreaux asked, "If I can guess how many chickens you got in dat sack, can I have one of dem?"

Thibodeaux replied, "Mais, my fren, if you can guess how many I got, you can have both of dem!"

How's Your Wife?

Boudreaux was walking down the wharf and he met up with Thibodaux.

He says to Thibodaux, "Hey podna, how ya'll are?"

Thibodaux says, "May ok."

Boudreaux says,"And hows your wife?"

Thibodaux says, "May my wifes an angel."

Boudreaux says"You lucky, my wifes still living!"

Fruge And The Bull

One day Boudreaux saw Fruge and asked him why he was so bruised up. Fruge replied that he had been riding a bull, and his foot got stuck when he fell off. The bull kept dragging him around until the Wal-Mart manager came and unplugged it.

Boo And Fruge Buy A Plane

Boo & Fruge had bought a plane. On the first flight they ran into motor trouble. Fruge came on the speaker & said, "We gonna have to make a crash landing. We over da ocean so all of you dat can swim move to da left side of the plane, and all dat caint swim move to the right. When the plane goes down all on the left swi...m for shore. All on the right, well, Captain Boo and I would like to thank you for flying Cajun Air.